Trent Lott Just Isn’t Doing It for Me Anymore

Cube dweller #1: Hey, today’s your first paycheck, right? What are you gonna do with it?
Cube dweller #2: I gonna buy a new whip.

Englewood, Colorado

Posted on October 17, 2026
Colorado, Coworkers, Gossip

It’ll Be the Best Thing on C-SPAN This Week

Vet examining dog with anal abscess: All this dog needs is an hour alone with its butt and its tongue.

Washington, DC

Posted on October 16, 2026
Advice, Doctors, Health & Hygiene, Washington DC

At Least There’s No Visible Cameltoe

Sales agent, about Arab Muslim client on phone: Jesus Christ, is it those people with the capes again?!

745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on October 16, 2026
Coworkers, Massachusetts, Questions, Race

That’s How I Stole My PlayStation in the First Place

Guy eating lunch: Yeah, Grand Theft Auto is kind of violent, but it’s fun to run people over!
HR woman: My favorite thing to do is pick up the prostitute, bring her into an alley, you do your business, and then you shoot her in the head and take your money back. [Two minutes later] I also like to beat up old ladies…

111 8th Avenue
New York, New York

Posted on October 15, 2026
Coworkers, New York, Violence

Damn Zombies Have Eaten the Quarterly Profits

Boss: Is there anyone with a brain out there?

10th Avenue
New York, New York

Posted on October 15, 2026
Dumb Bosses, New York, Questions

If It Makes Any Difference, I’m a Man

Receptionist: Girl, you’re young, you’re skinny, you’ve got a boyfriend who makes you happy, and you’re not cramping. You were doomed to have a shitty week here before you walked through that door.

8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: They’re not bitter or anything, though…