Photographer: Are you saying my cock is funny?
Culver City, California
Overheard by: LaLa Land
Name-dropper: I know a guy who’s been on Cops twice!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Quizno
- Posted on
- Crimes, Indiana, Midwest, United States
Coworker on phone: No, sir, I am not an idiot.
Chicago, Illinois
- Posted on
- Coworkers, Illinois, Insults, Midwest, On the phone, United States
Office peon on phone: Hey, you know what? I have even more Earth-shattering news for you. Apparently Paula Abdul broke her nose this weekend trying to step over her Chihuahua!
171 Nepean Street
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: I to the Sac
- Posted on
- Canadia, Coworkers, Gossip, On the phone
Coworker #1: I am going across the street to get something to eat. Do you ladies want anything?
Coworker #2: Do you want to bring me back a salad?
Coworker #1: Not really… I was just being courteous.
North University and Fletcher Streets
Michigan
- Posted on
- Coworkers, Insults, Meals and Snacks
Drone #1: I hate moving. My stuff’s everywhere. I’m living in squalor!
Drone #2: I don’t know where that is.
Glen Lake Drive
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: sladeripfire
- Posted on
- General Idiocy, Midsouth, North Carolina, United States
Young woman: Do you want your patients to die?
Older woman: Well, that would be one approach.
Rochester, New York
Woman on phone: What do you mean, you never thought you would get caught in a stolen car?!
Columbia Business Park
Columbia, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Crimes, On the phone, South Carolina, Southeast, United States
Trekkie coworker: Dude, at the convention they had light sabers for sale for two hundred dollars.
Bored coworker: So?
Trekkie coworker: They were just plastic, they weren’t even real!
County Road 427
Auburn, Indiana
Overheard by: Doesn’t have a real light saber either
- Posted on
- Coworkers, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Indiana, Midwest, Nerds and Geeks, United States
Female engineer: I need to hear some boy bands.
Male coworker: Like ‘N Sync, 98 Degrees, Backdoor Boys.
Female engineer: I love back-door boys.
Airport Rd
Mansfield Texas
