Applicant: I don’t have a copy of my résumé. A dog threw up on my laptop.
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: alxie
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- Dumb Employees, Gossip, Pennsylvania
Hot intern #1: You know why I love wearing miniskirts on Mondays?
Hot intern #2: Maybe. Why?
Hot intern #1: Because I can air things out after a weekend of hard work.
Hot intern #2: Oh, hey, I wonder if that would work for me…
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: not getting any
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- Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Interns & Temps
CSR: So, what city in Philadelphia are we doing the pickup?
Everett, Massachusetts
Overheard by: OK, I feel smarter now.
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- Dumb Employees, Massachusetts, Questions
Cube dweller: Zebrafish! Liquid nitrogen!
Business affairs office
Oregon
Overheard by: research sounds like fun
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- Coworkers, General Idiocy, Oregon
Preggers peon: You know, people only think you’re pregnant for nine months, but it’s really ten because you don’t know you’re pregnant for the first month.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Mic all
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- Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Tennessee
CSR: I need, like, four more arms and three more eyeballs. That way I could do more than one thing at a time.
Tempe, Arizona
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- Arizona, Customer Service, Gripes
Blonde salesgirl on phone with IT: My computer is not working.
IT guy: Did you plug everything in right?
Blonde salesgirl: Yes! Of course! The light is on, but nothing’s happening. [IT guy goes to her office, bends over, presses power button and walks out.] But the light was on!
IT guy: That’s your screen. The computer is the big box on the floor.
Office, Meilleur Street
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: ID-10-T
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- Bimbettes, Canadia, Tech People, Technology
Nurse: I have unusually large labia.
Other nurses: Ummm…
Hospital
New Hampshire
Overheard by: I Don’t
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- Gossip, New Hampshire, Nurses
Receptionist #1: What’s the forecast for next Sunday?
Receptionist #2: Sixty-nine and sunny.
Receptionist #1: Sixty-nine? That’s all I get for my birthday?
221 Longwood Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
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- Gripes, Massachusetts, Receptionists
Girl on cell: Don’t worry, I Photoshopped my moles off, so the boobs are unidentifiable.
Main Street
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: Ape
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- Gossip, On the phone, South Carolina
