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1PM There's a Fucker Born Every Minute
Office drone #1: Yeah, I was totally born only five minutes after midnight.
Office drone #2: That's so much better than me, in the afternoon. Afternoon is boring. Hey boss, what time you were born?
Manager: Probably when angels started crying? How the fuck should I know? I wasn't born with a watch and cognitive thinking.
Columbus, Ohio
11AM So That's Not What the Opera Is About?
Employee #1: It's okay, don't worry about it. Carmen is gonna get them eventually.
(long pause)
Employee #2: It's "karma," dumbass!
Hawthorne, California
Overheard by: thanks, carmen.
9AM Psh, Like That's Hard to Get
Only female worker in office, to five males: Speaking of Hummers...
(everyone stops working and looks up)
Technician: You have our attention.
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Were we?
12PM Why's That, Consuela?
African-American CSR to team manager: Sir, this customer says that he wants to speak to someone else. He says he doesn't want to talk with a "nigger."
Team manager: Ask him how he feels about talking to a gay Asian man.
Round Rock, Texas
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