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12PM Neatly Slumped Over My Desk, the Way Headquarters Likes It

Middle manager: I'm not going to eat until all of these problems are solved.
Office temp: Wow, you're gonna die.

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

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Posted 2010-03-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

1PM That's Not What You Said at the Office Holiday Party

Irate phone salesgirl: You are putting words in my mouth, and you do not know me well enough to be putting anything in my mouth!

Chicago, Illinois

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Posted 2010-03-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

9AM Raise Your Hand If You'd Hate Working There

Manager: So to get to know each other a little better I'm going to ask you all to answer this question: if you were an animal, what would it be? I'd be a cat, I think.
Cashier #1: A chinchilla. They're cute.
Cashier #2: A guinea pig, because they're awesome.
Cashier #3: A bird, so I could shit on anybody who tried to shit on me.
(long awkward pause)
Manager: Okay. That's a good answer too.

Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

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Posted 2010-02-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook
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