If It's for Fox, I Wouldn't Worry Too Much

Drone #1: What language do they speak in Pakistan?
Drone #2: They're Arabs. They speak Arabic.
Drone #3: No, I think they're Indian, so they speak Indian.
Drone #1: But don't they have, like, a lot of languages in India? I need to know, because I'm writing about Pakistan in a script.

Van Nuys, California

Anyone Else Picturing an Ungodly ‘If They Mated’?

Coworker #1: So, I’ve been reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting, and I had no idea about the Toni Braxton-Taylor Hicks thing.
Coworker #2: … The what?
Coworker #1: You know, the false labor…
Coworker #2: You mean Braxton Hicks?
Coworker #1: Yes, Toni Braxton-Taylor Hicks. I had no idea it was called that.
Coworker #2: It’s not called that. Please stop calling it that.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: It’s REALLY not called that