You Know the One

"donna summer's died."
"who?"
"donna summer."
"oh no! That's terrible. I love that song."


Camden Town, London, UK


Metric?

Attorney to another: Yeah, we don't have that in America. It's just in places that used to be under British rule.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Not a British American


4PM You Know the Drill

Co-worker: Oh crap. We’re having a fire drill today? That fucking sucks. It’s too fucking cold for that shit.
Drill Captain: Yes, I know…but they are important. We need to do them at least twice a year.
Co-worker: How the fuck are they important? Did you miss fire safety week in the first grade? You don’t know what to do if there is a fire? Well, here you go: take the stairs down to the lobby and go outside away from the fire. Shit, you probably still get into strangers’ cars if they offer you candy. 3350 Riverwood Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: nicolette

Those Who Watch the Discovery Channel Should Not Be Allowed to Discuss It at Work

Female co-worker #1: So, I watched this special on TV about how some people are born with two distinct sets of DNA. They had a guy on it that was half white and half black.
Female co-worker #2: Having one black nut and one white nut would be awesome.
Female co-worker #1: Um, yeah.

2600 McHale Court
Austin, Texas


Overheard by: John da peon

Abe: Nah, That’s a Poser Shirt

Cube rat #1, wearing white dress shirt: Too bad Abe’s* out today. He’d compliment me on my gangsta shirt.
Cube rat #2: What’s so gangsta about it?
Cube rat #1: I just know Abe. He’d say, ‘That’s a gangsta shirt!’ Too bad I wore it and he isn’t here to see.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Diablo