It's a Thing!

Female coworker: Hey, I brought you your favorite breakfast.
Male coworker (stocking groceries): You did? What did you bring me?
Female coworkers: Watermelon tacos!
Male coworker: Watermelon tacos? 1300 s 31st, temple texas–grocery store


3PM Coffee Break

Worker #1: How are you feeling? Coming down with anything?
Worker #2: No, but it seems like everyone else is.
Worker #1: If you get sick, I’m a doctor so I can take care of you.
I’ve got a BS, a CS and a DD. That’s a degree in Back Stabbing, Cork-Screwing, and Double-Dealing 2320 West Highway 76
Branson, Missouri