Lady peon: You can fit a lot tampons in there, but pads are a completely different story. Fayetteville, Arkansas Overheard by: So What?
Boss: Is You're all jerks a new reality show?
Employee: No, but The Jersey Shore is. Baltimore, Maryland
30-ish guy shouting from desk: What’s a MILF? [Everyone laughs.] No, really — what is a MILF? I just got an e-mail about it! Virginia
Very country legal assistant to hearing office rep: Well… That Irene Davis and I have been commuting.
Hearing office rep: What?
Very country legal assistant: Commuting… Ya know, talking. Law Firm
Lower Alabama Overheard by: How embarassing for the rest of us
Sweet-looking old lady on phone: What’s the word on the street? Yeah, that little girl will do just fine… I told her it doesn’t hurt. Well, if you get a good client, it doesn’t hurt… Well, I’ve got twenty… Great, bye!
Fort Collins, Colorado Overheard by: Terrified Co-Worker
VP: This is not the correct math.
Director: But I’m applying it consistently. Normal Avenue
Montclair, New Jersey
Technician: Hi, can I get under your desk for a second to look at your box?
New York, NY
Girl: Auntie Dee*, how did you know Uncle Frank* was in there.
Auntie Dee: Well, Molly*, he’s not in the waiting room, so he has to be in there with the doctor.
Boy peering in window to exam rooms: He’s kissing that nurse like he knows her! Doctor’s office
Ridgewood, New Jersey Overheard by: Patiently Waiting
Boss: That guy was a stud. And he liked it. He enjoyed it. And I was in pain for days! Louisiana Overheard by: That's not right
Locksmith: Yeah, you gotta read “1994.” Orson Welles. Really knows his stuff. Everything he wrote in that book is happening right now. You gotta read it. Sherman Oaks, California Overheard by: Ja'mie