I Prefer Fast Women.

Woman:"bolt is sooo annoying."
(referring to usain bolt.). 2727 W. Good Hope Rd, Glendale WI


When All Else Fails, Read the Directions

Coworker #1: How did you get that to work? I couldn't…
Coworker #2, interrupting: I was following orders.
Coworker #1: Oh… I was following “lazy.”
(laughter) Government Military Office
Southern California Overheard by: Soybean