10AM Sharon Changes Her Name to "Oversharon"

Coworker on phone: Ugh, it's just the bloating and the pain. (pause) Oh, wait! I think things are on the move! (rushes to bathroom)

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Overheard by: CubeDweller


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9AM At the Oversharing Olympics

Receptionist on phone: I'm going to have Derrick wash my bras cause they smell like sour milk.

Nashville, Tennessee


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5PM And Will You Be Faking Your Own Death Today?

Bank teller #1: So what did you do?
Bank teller #2, wearing name tag that says "Sue*": I told him my name was Kelly and I ran!

Dayton, Ohio


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4PM The Milkman Is One Busy Guy

Female HR manager: He came way too early this morning. He was coming fast. And then he didn't have time to do what he was supposed to do for me.

Ann Arbor, Michigan


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3PM Eh, It's Greek to Us.

Office lady: Greek? Is that a language?

Steubenville, Ohio


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2PM The Wet Look Never Goes Out Of Style in New Jersey

CSR on cell, laughing: So you got a wet belly instead of a wet butt?

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner


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1PM Not a Nice Way to Talk About Your Husband.

Elderly sales rep: I still have that yeast infection thing I've had for 30 years.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner


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11AM Ten Bucks Says It's Not to Scale.

Cubicle dweller: Yeah, it's humongous! I have a picture of it!

Rockefeller Center
Manhattan, New York


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10AM Why Designer Babies Are All the Rage

Coworker: I love kids. Just not kids with problems.

Freehold, New Jersey

Overheard by: Robert


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9AM ...So I Can Find Out What I'll Be Suing You For.

Doctor: What the hell is that? I've never heard of it.
Receptionist: Uh, the rep just wanted me to tell you it's free.
Doctor: Well--sign me up, then find out what it's all about.

Springhill
Brisbane
Australia


Overheard by: PsychKat


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5PM That's What You Said About the Middle Kid in Hanson!

Coworker, on phone, very authoritatively: No! The green m&m is the only woman! Nooooo!

Kansas City, Missouri

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4PM Ooo, It's My First Boyfriend!

IT worker: I might not know exactly how to do it, but if you want it pounded in quick and dirty, I am your man.

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: ZPB


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3PM You Keep Convincing Yourself Of That, Mr. Hefner.

Boss to underling: We'll see it harden up when people use it.

Tysons Corner, Virginia


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2PM Then Explain Marcia Cross, Smart Guy.

Employee #1: What would you be? A zombie or a zombie hunter?
Employee #2: I think I'd just be a victim.
Employee #1: A vampire?
Employee #3, derisively: Vampires aren't real.

Chico, California

Overheard by: Dinah


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