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10AM Sharon Changes Her Name to "Oversharon"
Coworker on phone: Ugh, it's just the bloating and the pain. (pause) Oh, wait! I think things are on the move! (rushes to bathroom)
Ypsilanti, Michigan
Overheard by: CubeDweller
9AM At the Oversharing Olympics
Receptionist on phone: I'm going to have Derrick wash my bras cause they smell like sour milk.
Nashville, Tennessee
5PM And Will You Be Faking Your Own Death Today?
Bank teller #1: So what did you do?
Bank teller #2, wearing name tag that says "Sue*": I told him my name was Kelly and I ran!
Dayton, Ohio
4PM The Milkman Is One Busy Guy
Female HR manager: He came way too early this morning. He was coming fast. And then he didn't have time to do what he was supposed to do for me.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
3PM Eh, It's Greek to Us.
Office lady: Greek? Is that a language?
Steubenville, Ohio
2PM The Wet Look Never Goes Out Of Style in New Jersey
CSR on cell, laughing: So you got a wet belly instead of a wet butt?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
1PM Not a Nice Way to Talk About Your Husband.
Elderly sales rep: I still have that yeast infection thing I've had for 30 years.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
11AM Ten Bucks Says It's Not to Scale.
Cubicle dweller: Yeah, it's humongous! I have a picture of it!
Rockefeller Center
Manhattan, New York
10AM Why Designer Babies Are All the Rage
Coworker: I love kids. Just not kids with problems.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Robert
9AM ...So I Can Find Out What I'll Be Suing You For.
Doctor: What the hell is that? I've never heard of it.
Receptionist: Uh, the rep just wanted me to tell you it's free.
Doctor: Well--sign me up, then find out what it's all about.
Springhill
Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: PsychKat
5PM That's What You Said About the Middle Kid in Hanson!
Coworker, on phone, very authoritatively: No! The green m&m is the only woman! Nooooo!
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: There's a wealth of information in my office
4PM Ooo, It's My First Boyfriend!
IT worker: I might not know exactly how to do it, but if you want it pounded in quick and dirty, I am your man.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: ZPB
3PM You Keep Convincing Yourself Of That, Mr. Hefner.
Boss to underling: We'll see it harden up when people use it.
Tysons Corner, Virginia
2PM Then Explain Marcia Cross, Smart Guy.
Employee #1: What would you be? A zombie or a zombie hunter?
Employee #2: I think I'd just be a victim.
Employee #1: A vampire?
Employee #3, derisively: Vampires aren't real.
Chico, California
Overheard by: Dinah
