Male drone to female drone walking back to cubicle with a cup of coffee in each hand: Oh, double fisting. I like it!
San Jose, California
Overheard by: Veronica
Coworker #1: I got an extra sausage which I haven't touched. Do you want it?
Coworker #2: Is that a pick-up line?
El Segundo, California
Coworker #1 to coworker #2: I wish I was holding your Magoo.
Coworker #2: Ummm... I'm gonna leave you two alone.
Coworker #1: Close the door on your way out.
Coworker #2: You don't have a door, you have a cube.
Coworker #1: So... What's your point?
Milford, Connecticut
Boss to web developer: Didn't we do that site for... For... Ugh... You know... Dick bag motherfucker...
Web developer: Um... No... I don't remember doing anything for Dick Bag motherfucker.
Red Bank, New Jersey
News guy working on obits: I never thought I'd see the day when we're out of dead people.
Traffic chick, during slow shift: Well, maybe someone will crash and solve both our problems!
Gainesville, Georgia
Dumb blonde #1: Is there a pool at the swim gym?
Dumb blonde #2: I think so...
Hastings
New Zealand
Electrical foreman on radio to electrician: Okay, here goes.
Electrician: We've got a huge electrical arc goin' on here!
Electrical foreman: Well, don't touch it!
Electrician: Well, fuckin' duh! Er, I mean... 10-4.
Phoenix, Arizona
Maintenance worker: Word association-- linoleum!
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rhys
Boss to office: What does a robotics team do?
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: stuck in cube neighbor hell
Male sales VP, looking over sales rep's shoulder at computer: Oh yeah, I have that on my iTunes too: Quando, Quando, Quando, by Englebert Humperdink.
Male sales rep: Yeah, this is my gym mix.
Santa Barbara, California
Coworker to another: You should let him go first, he has a bigger one to pull out.
Los Angeles, California
Consultant: Menopause is not a one-day thing!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: M@
Secretary: My mouse stopped working.
Tech guy: Was this after you dropped it?
Secretary: Yes.
Public University
New Jersey
Overheard by: Clark W.
Case worker: My husband was laying around like a little faggot last night.
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Spazzy