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12PM As My Resume States, under "Hobbies"
30-something man: I tend to use the word "fab" a lot.
San Francisco, California
11AM Never Again Will I Hire Somebody with Their Cup-Size on Their Resume
Job super: You know, Abby*'s got big tits but she can be really thick sometimes.
Carlstadt, New Jersey
10AM Oh Look, Now I've Broken a Nail!
Young mother pushing baby carriage to old woman holding door for her: Oh, thanks. I think about how hard it must be for people in wheelchairs, but I think this is worse, because I always have so much to carry.
Kent, Ohio
Overheard by: elizabetz
9AM And If We Chilled the Cows...
Sales guy #1: I wonder what milk would taste like if the cow ate an orange.
Sales chick: Would a cow even eat an orange?
Sales guy #2: Oh, yeah, they'll eat the hell outta them!
Sales guy #1: I guess it would taste like a creamsicle... Mmm-mmmm.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: I don't want to know how this started..
5PM You Need to Stop "Listening" to Your Cats.
Female coworker: Can I ask you a question?
AP clerk: I'm not allowed to answer questions anymore.
Female coworker: Never? Regardless of what the question is?
AP clerk: That's what they told me.
Deerfield, Illinois
4PM People Who Can Afford to Stay Home With Their Kids Don't Always Want to
Frustrated coworker, about daughter with object in her ear: I am not rewarding her for putting something in her body!
Tigard, Oregon
3PM In This Firm, Married Is Not the New Single
Female coworker #1: Wow, is that guy old?
Female coworker #2: Yeah.
Female coworker #1: I was wondering, since you were writing his will. He seemed all "grrrrrrr"'!
Female coworker #2: Yeah... He's married.
Utica, New York
Overheard by: Internet Meme
2PM And Maybe Some Lined Paper -- Why?
Supermarket guy #1: Do you have a pen?
Supermarket guy #2: No.
Supermarket guy #1: Where do you live?
Supermarket guy #2: What for? So you can come over anytime and borrow my pen?
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Timm D
1PM Boo Berry Cereal?
CSM, after customer has left: She smells like something from when I was little.
Lincoln Nebraska
12PM Not Until Casual Friday.
Young suit, yelling to self: You can't get caught without your pants.
Newcastle
Australia
11AM But Not the First Time I'd Touched a Joystick
Employee to another: And that's the first time I played Pac-Man!
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Doug
10AM When She Writes Emails, She Begins Them With "Hi, It's Kate..."
Attorney, leaving voicemail: Hi, this is Kate. I'm just returning your call about the project documents. Feel free to call me back at your earliest convenience. Best, Kate.
(hangs up, then screams) Ohmigod! I just said "best, Kate" at the end of a voicemail. Who does that? Who leaves voice mails like they're writing e-mails?!
Manhattan, New York
9AM ...Without Actually Reading It
Professor on phone: Do you know if Diane is right or left handed?
Office administrator: Ummm... I have no idea, why?
Professor on phone: Because I'm trying to figure out who left me this note.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Tilla
5PM Cracker, You're Hired!
White female applicant taking computer test: Wait. My screen just went all Stevie Wonder.
Manager: Stevie Wonder?
Female applicant: You know... All black.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Seriously?
