Overheard In The Office 2017-02-18T16:47:36Z http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom/ WordPress Office <![CDATA[1PM Lunch]]> 2017-02-18T16:47:36Z 2017-02-18T16:47:36Z Co-worker #1: How was your lunch?
Co-worker #2: It was okay. We had an old Greek waitress. I didn’t care for her too much.
Co-worker #1: Was it the fact that she was old or Greek?
Co-worker #2: It was a combination. Greeks are a weird people. 444 Park Avenue South
New York, NY

Office <![CDATA[3PM Update Payroll]]> 2017-02-17T16:42:14Z 2017-02-17T16:42:14Z Bookkeeper: What is Susan’s last name?
Office Manager: Susan who? 812 Moorefield Park Drive
Richmond, Virginia

Office <![CDATA[According to a Reliable Bathroom Wall]]> 2017-02-16T16:40:22Z 2017-02-16T16:40:22Z Coworker: No… Honestly, if you give a man enough estrogen and provide enough nipple stimulation, he will produce milk. Wellington
New Zealand

Office <![CDATA[Or “Cuba“?]]> 2017-02-15T16:34:54Z 2017-02-15T16:34:54Z Receptionist: With a “c”?
Receptionist: Catherine with a “c”?
Receptionist: Oh, you mean “k” as in “cat”! Seguin, Texas Overheard by: Vivian

Office <![CDATA[Darwin, You Want to Field This One?]]> 2017-02-14T16:32:13Z 2017-02-14T16:32:13Z Guy: Fuck, she is just a total bitch.
Woman #1: What race is she?
Woman #2: Duh, female. 720 Bay Street
Toronto, Ontario

Office <![CDATA[2PM Development Meeting]]> 2017-02-13T16:30:35Z 2017-02-13T16:30:35Z Dev: Well, what you have to do is–
QA: Wait, wait. Can you start at the beginning?
Dev: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
QA: … 1600 Clarkson Road
Chesterfield, Missouri

Office <![CDATA[Yes.]]> 2017-02-12T16:19:11Z 2017-02-12T16:19:11Z Coworker: Their phone number is 800-pfaucet.
Customer: Is that capitalized? Chico, California

Office <![CDATA[Did Mommy Buy You Computers-Are-Too-Hard-for-Girls Barbie?]]> 2017-02-11T16:15:39Z 2017-02-11T16:15:39Z Executive assistant: Does anyone have a dictionary?
Coworker: No, but it is online. You can just go to dictionary.com, or Google dictionary.
Executive assistant: That sounds too hard for me. Can you just e-mail me the link? Columbus, Ohio Overheard by: I can't belive she gets paid more than me

Office <![CDATA[Where Can I Get It Serviced?]]> 2017-02-10T16:13:52Z 2017-02-10T16:13:52Z Woman, about phone: My vibrator's not really working.
Man: What? South Glens Falls
New York

Office <![CDATA[Says the Woman Who Watches Paris Hilton's My New BFF?]]> 2017-02-09T16:09:29Z 2017-02-09T16:09:29Z Female admin: I'll be in charge of this project–it'll be my baby.
Safety trainer: Retarded? Storrs, Connecticut