Overheard In The Office 2017-05-24T23:09:32Z http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/feed/atom/ WordPress Office <![CDATA[But She’s All, “I’m Three Years Old, Daddy!”]]> 2017-05-24T23:09:32Z 2017-05-24T23:09:32Z Boss: I need her strapped to her desk with a phone in her ear at all times… I need her making money. 41 East 11th Street
New York, New York Overheard by: MissPinkKate

Office <![CDATA[The Sash and Tiara Are Just One Facet Of the Office]]> 2017-05-23T23:06:40Z 2017-05-23T23:06:40Z Office drone on phone: There's a woman out there. Oh, that's not a woman, that's the governor. Providence, Rhode Island Overheard by: evelyn

Office <![CDATA[Due to a Dramatic Rise in Panty-Bunching]]> 2017-05-22T23:01:23Z 2017-05-22T23:01:23Z Matronly German supervisor: When you do not clean the counters correctly, my balls get very unhappy! Bahia Vista Street
Sarasota, Florida

Office <![CDATA[Sometimes You Can Feel All Meaning Evaporating Right Out of Your Head]]> 2017-05-21T22:52:17Z 2017-05-21T22:52:17Z Secretary: She said she’s having trouble with her desktop…
Manager: Her desktop or her laptop?
Secretary: Desktop.
Manager: So the one that sits on the desk, or the one that she can carry around with her?
Secretary: Yes. Portland, Oregon

Office <![CDATA[…By Abducting Them at Knifepoint.]]> 2017-05-20T22:47:43Z 2017-05-20T22:47:43Z Employee: She owed $1,000 for her electric bill and somehow paid it. I asked her how she pulled it off, and all she would say is “we have our ways.” I assume it was something illegal.
Supervisor: Well… How illegal are we talking here? If it's a felony, never mind; but if it's just misdemeanor stuff, maybe we can get other people on the wagon. Denver, Colorado Overheard by: Should probably leave legal advice to the experts…

Office <![CDATA[And Are There Any Leftover Sausages?]]> 2017-05-19T22:43:41Z 2017-05-19T22:43:41Z Waitress: I ate so many pork sausages yesterday at the picnic, when I fart it sounds like a pig squealing [makes loud squealing sounds over and over].
Waiter: Did you used to be a guy or something? Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Shatmandu

Office <![CDATA[White People and Their Imaginary Problems]]> 2017-05-18T22:36:46Z 2017-05-18T22:36:46Z Intern: I need to get some sun… so I can get laid. I mean, cancer or celibacy?
Office manager: Cancer! 212 3rd Avenue North
Minneapolis, Minnesota Overheard by: Sad, but True

Office <![CDATA[11AM Go Through Inbox]]> 2017-05-17T22:33:24Z 2017-05-17T22:33:24Z Co-worker #1: Those jokes you emailed were really funny.
Co-worker #2: Yeah they were. Which one was your favorite?
Co-worker #1: Number twelve.
Co-worker #2: Which one was that one?
Co-worker #1: Um, the one right after number eleven, dork. 910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas

Office <![CDATA[So You Stand There Twiddling Your Thumbs, While They Dig Like Meerkats]]> 2017-05-16T22:27:02Z 2017-05-16T22:27:02Z Project manager: I hate it when people tell you they have to look for something, because then they have to find it. Oak Brook, Illinois

Office <![CDATA[It Clearly Works Differently For Managers]]> 2017-05-15T22:22:39Z 2017-05-15T22:22:39Z Manager: So you’re saying that evolution works different for hobos? Okay, so as hobos get further away from the equator they become more evolved. 15 LC
Iowa City, Iowa Overheard by: TheChris