Overheard In The Office http://www.overheardintheoffice.com Sat, 18 Feb 2017 16:47:36 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.7 1PM Lunch http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/000943.html Sat, 18 Feb 2017 16:47:36 +0000 Co-worker #1: How was your lunch?
Co-worker #2: It was okay. We had an old Greek waitress. I didn’t care for her too much.
Co-worker #1: Was it the fact that she was old or Greek?
Co-worker #2: It was a combination. Greeks are a weird people. 444 Park Avenue South
New York, NY

3PM Update Payroll http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/001400.html Fri, 17 Feb 2017 16:42:14 +0000 Bookkeeper: What is Susan’s last name?
Office Manager: Susan who? 812 Moorefield Park Drive
Richmond, Virginia

According to a Reliable Bathroom Wall http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006888.html Thu, 16 Feb 2017 16:40:22 +0000 Coworker: No… Honestly, if you give a man enough estrogen and provide enough nipple stimulation, he will produce milk. Wellington
New Zealand

Or “Cuba“? http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007094.html Wed, 15 Feb 2017 16:34:54 +0000 Receptionist: With a “c”?
Receptionist: Catherine with a “c”?
Receptionist: Oh, you mean “k” as in “cat”! Seguin, Texas Overheard by: Vivian

Darwin, You Want to Field This One? http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003214.html Tue, 14 Feb 2017 16:32:13 +0000 Guy: Fuck, she is just a total bitch.
Woman #1: What race is she?
Woman #2: Duh, female. 720 Bay Street
Toronto, Ontario

2PM Development Meeting http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/001869.html Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:30:35 +0000 Dev: Well, what you have to do is–
QA: Wait, wait. Can you start at the beginning?
Dev: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
QA: … 1600 Clarkson Road
Chesterfield, Missouri

Yes. http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/012834.html Sun, 12 Feb 2017 16:19:11 +0000 Coworker: Their phone number is 800-pfaucet.
Customer: Is that capitalized? Chico, California

Did Mommy Buy You Computers-Are-Too-Hard-for-Girls Barbie? http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009790.html Sat, 11 Feb 2017 16:15:39 +0000 Executive assistant: Does anyone have a dictionary?
Coworker: No, but it is online. You can just go to dictionary.com, or Google dictionary.
Executive assistant: That sounds too hard for me. Can you just e-mail me the link? Columbus, Ohio Overheard by: I can't belive she gets paid more than me

Where Can I Get It Serviced? http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010932.html Fri, 10 Feb 2017 16:13:52 +0000 Woman, about phone: My vibrator's not really working.
Man: What? South Glens Falls
New York

Says the Woman Who Watches Paris Hilton's My New BFF? http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009458.html Thu, 09 Feb 2017 16:09:29 +0000 Female admin: I'll be in charge of this project–it'll be my baby.
Safety trainer: Retarded? Storrs, Connecticut