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11AM But That Wasn't Working, So I Switched to George
Suit #1: So I was banging Alice in her office, and she started crying. It reminded me of George and Meredith in Grey's Anatomy.
Suit #2: Wow! That must have been a turnoff.
Suit #1: No, I kept going. I just pretended I was banging Meredith.
80 J Street
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Extra Character
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12PM Well, That Rules Out Marine Biology
Ditz: I'd really like to pursue my acting and singing career. I think I'm really good at that.
Dad: [Nods]
Ditz: But if that doesn't work out I could always be a marine biologist. But you know? I'd really rather keep working at Target. It smells sooo good.
TGI Friday's
Frederick, Maryland
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11AM I Hear They Have a Rivalry with the Fallujah Branch
Coworker #1: What branch of the military was he in?
Coworker #2: In the U.S.A. branch.
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Kain
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