<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010846.html"> 9AM Raise Your Hand If You'd <i>Hate</i> Working There</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 131121 -->Manager: So to get to know each other a little better I'm going to ask you all to answer this question: if you were an animal, what would it be? I'd be a cat, I think.<br/>Cashier #1: A chinchilla. They're cute.<br/>Cashier #2: A guinea pig, because they're awesome.<br/>Cashier #3: A bird, so I could shit on anybody who tried to shit on me.<br/>(long awkward pause)<br/>Manager: Okay. That's a good answer too.<br/><br/>Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Feb 23, 2010