<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010778.html"> 1PM There's a Fucker Born Every Minute</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 95414 -->Office drone #1: Yeah, I was totally born only five minutes after midnight.<br/>Office drone #2: That's so much better than me, in the afternoon. Afternoon is boring. Hey boss, what time you were born?<br/>Manager: Probably when angels started crying? How the fuck should I know? I wasn't born with a watch and cognitive thinking.<br/><br/>Columbus, Ohio<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Feb 11, 2010