<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009889.html"> 5PM Because I Broke a <i>Pencil</i> and Doubled My Output</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 116920 -->Analyst: Look, you said you broke two bones in your e-mail, but you actually just broke your arm.<br/>Boss: Yes, I broke my bone... now I have two bones!<br/>Analyst: No! You have two pieces of one bone now. Bones are treated as a whole. You're trying to get extra sympathy. If I break a pen in half, how many pens do I have?<br/>Boss: Two!<br/>Analyst: How are you my boss?<br/><br/>Edmonton<br>Alberta<br>Canadia<br/><br/>Overheard by: Marketer In Accounting<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 15, 2009