<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009389.html"> 5PM Pop Quiz: Which Employee Is Overweight? Show Your Work.</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 111191 -->Male employee #1: What did you bring for lunch today?<br/>Male employee #2: A salami sandwich.<br/>Male employee #1: That's it? You can't just have salami as your main meat! You can garnish with salami, but you have to have other meat.<br/><br/>Des Moines, Iowa<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jun 26, 2009