<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007995.html"> 9AM Supporting Our Troops&#39; Drinking Is the Most Important Thing Right Now</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 57778 -->Soldier #1: Sir, are you going to do anything while on leave?<br/>Lieutenant, sitting in the one shady spot in the blazing heat: Yeah, I think me and my cousin are going to get some fuckin beers, get all smashed, go out and get tattoos. It&#39;s gonna be cool shit. Grab some brews, bitches...way cool.<br/>Soldier #2, walking up: Yeah? Are you going to get a tattoo of a penis on your forehead, dickhead? <br/>(shocked silence)<br/>Lieutenant (thoughtful): Naw...fuck that.<br/><br/>Iraq<br/><br/>Overheard by: TK- soldier#3 almost peed stopping from laughing<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Nov 24, 2008