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<!-- ID = 73579 -->Division manager, addressing 200-member division: As part of the new policy, employees will not be allowed to carry over vacation days to next year.<br/>District manager: Could I use days I have left in the first week of January?<br/>Voice from speakerphone: That's next year, asshole!<br/>(stunned silence)<br/><br/>Morristown, New Jersey<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jack Satan<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Nov 21, 2008