<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007798.html">10AM Guess You've Never Seen <i>Rent</i>, Alice</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 100653 -->Male coworker: I have a date with a new woman this weekend.<br/>Female coworker: Yeah? What's she like?<br/>Male coworker: Sounds promising. She doesn't smoke. No kids. No pets.<br/>Female coworker: You do realize that your endgame involves being this woman's boyfriend and not her landlord, don't you?<br/><br/>Lakewood, Colorado<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 23, 2008