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<!-- ID = 63533 -->Secretary on phone: How am I? I'm finer than a frog's hair split four ways.<br/>(pause) I *said* I'm... finer... than... a... frog's... hair... split... four... ways.<br/>(pause) It means I'm miserable!<br/><br/>Virginia Tech<br>Blacksburg, Virginia<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 3, 2008