<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007294.html">10AM Well You <i>Did</i> Plan the Whole Funeral</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 95928 -->Peon #1: Oh my god, who wrote "Happy birthday!" in the "Loss of your father" sympathy card?<br/>Peon #2: Clearly it was Lance. Who else is that stupid?<br/>Lance: What did I do? Oh, it&#39;s fine, let&#39;s just use Wite-Out, he won&#39;t know the difference.<br/>Peon #2: Didn&#39;t you read the card? Or look at it? It&#39;s blue, how&#39;s "white" out supposed to fix it?<br/>Lance: What, it&#39;s always someone&#39;s birthday around here, since when do we do sympathy cards?<br/>Peon #1: Since my grandma died and you wrote "Thanks for all your hard work."<br/><br/>Arizona<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shocked in AZ<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Aug 6, 2008