<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006952.html">10AM Is Glitter <i>Allowed</i> in the Military?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 92824 -->Sailor, with sheet to sign: I need your signature on this.<br/>Boss man: Ok, do you have a pen?<br/>Sailor: Uh... No.<br/>Boss: Tell me, Frank, how am I supposed to sparkle if you don't give me any glitter? [Storms out of the room.]<br/><br/>Pt. Mugu Naval Base, California<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jun 13, 2008