<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006735.html"> 9AM We Imagine the Pimply Clerk from <i>The Simpsons</i> in This Role</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 83833 -->Customer: I would like four chocolate chip, four raisin, and four cinnamon crunch bagels to go, please.<br/>Employee: [Turns to look at bagel rack, turns back to customer.] I'm sorry ma'am, I can't sell you those.<br/>Customer: But you have four of each sitting right there.<br/>Employee: [Looks back at bagel rack.] But those are the last of our special bagels, and they are reserved for our in-store customers.<br/>Customer: But I'm in your store, and I want to buy your bagels.<br/>Employee: But my manager said I can't sell those to go.<br/>Customer: So let me get this straight. You're selling bagels, I want to buy bagels, but you won't sell me your bagels?<br/>Employee: Well, yes... but it's my manager...<br/>Customer: How bout I speak to your manager?<br/>Employee: [Gets on phone, whispers to manager, comes back to counter.] Okay, I'll sell you the bagels.<br/>Customer, under breath: Holy shit.<br/><br/>Panera Bread<br>Santa Monica, California<br/><br/>Overheard by: kim<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, May 12, 2008