<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006717.html"> 9AM Oh No, My PayPal Account Is Empty! How Will I Pay This Strapping Young IT Guy?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 89002 -->Tech guy: I need to update your microscope software, have you seen the dongle?<br/>Grad student: Um... Excuse me?<br/>Tech guy: I need to plug the dongle in to get access to your machine.<br/>Grad student: Uh... What would... That... Look like?<br/>Tech guy: Oh wait, never mind, I see it. Thanks!<br/>[Tech guy leaves.]<br/>Grad student, to undergrad nearby: What the hell was he talking about?<br/>Undergrad: I don't know, but I feel like we were about ten seconds away from being in a very nerdy porno.<br/><br/>North Charles Street<br>Baltimore, Maryland<br/><br/>Overheard by: LabCat<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, May 8, 2008