<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006357.html"> 9AM "The Truth? He Gives Great Foot Massages, but Otherwise..."</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 33959 -->Employee: Uhhh, I got a job offer from another company... And I want to quit...<br/>Boss: What?! How much did they offer you?!<br/>Employee: Ummm, two times more than I get here.<br/>Boss: Did you tell them that you're a slacker?<br/>Employee: Nope, but I told 'em that you appreciate my work so much that you wanted to raise my salary two times.<br/>Boss: <i>Bullshit</i>! Give me their phone number and I'll tell them the truth about you! And also, you're fired!<br/><br/>Toledo, Ohio<br/><br/>Overheard by: jullylully</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Mar 13, 2008