<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006195.html"> 9AM Aw, Just Kidding! It's for the Homecoming Dance! Go Rams!</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 33316 -->Director: I'd like to announce that Albert*, our intern for the summer, is leaving to go back to school. His last day will be Friday. We are going to miss you here! [Team claps.]<br/>Intern: Um, actually, I've decided not to go back to school. I'm moving to Israel.<br/>Manager: Why are you moving to Israel? It's not exactly a safe place to be right now.<br/>Intern: I feel that I need to go and support my people.<br/>Manager: But you're not Jewish. You're Russian.<br/>Intern: Yes, I am Russian, and I am also Jewish. That's what this yarmulke is for [points to head.]<br/><br/>11th Street and Nicollet Mall<br>Minneapolis, Minnesota<br/><br/>Overheard by: i can't believe i work here</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Feb 18, 2008