<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006144.html">12PM What about Pineapples?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 33078 -->Employee #1: Alright, so I could say, 'One thousand, one hundred twenty-five -- the average number of apples on a tree.'<br/>Employee #2: Hey, wait, no -- that's not right. It's too many. <br/>Employee #1: Well, can you prove it? You would have to count every apple on every tree in the world.<br/>Employee #2: No, I'd just count out of a hundred apple trees and get an average from that. <br/>Employee #1: But that'd be an incomplete average, and I said 'every tree,' so you'd have to count, like, pine trees and...<br/>Employee #2: <i>There are no apples on pine trees</i>!<br/><br/>Mapleview Drive<br>Barrie, Ontario<br>Canadia<br/><br/>Overheard by: fellow bewildered worker-bee</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Feb 8, 2008