<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006097.html">10AM Yadda Yadda Yadda, 24-Hours Later I'm in the ER with Poultry Up My Rectum</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 81633 -->Lawyer #1: I had a bad dream last night. I woke my wife up at 4:30 to tell her I dreamt she was having sex with a gay man. <br/>Lawyer #2: Oh, really? <br/>Lawyer #1: Yeah, and it really upset me. And she laughed and said she knew why I had the dream. It was because of these women's sex discussion groups she's been going to lately. Then she says to me, 'Well, what was I doing? Using the drumstick or what?'<br/>Lawyer #2: What the hell? The drumstick? What was she talkin' about? <br/>Lawyer #1: I know -- I didn't get it either, so I asked her, 'What are you talking about?' and she said, 'Well, how exactly was I having sex with a game hen?'<br/>Lawyer #2: [Guffaws.]<br/>Lawyer #1, chuckling: Yeah... I guess she wasn't fully awake when I told her.<br/><br/>560 Mission Street<br>San Francisco, California</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Feb 1, 2008