<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006096.html"> 9AM Whereas the Original Santa Was Forged by Glaciers</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 81261 -->Old lady peon, bursting excitedly into office: I just went to the craft store and picked up some holiday window clings for my office!<br/>Young male peon: Wow. That's... fantastic.<br/>Old lady peon: I've got Santa Claus and reindeer and snowmen and snowflakes... I asked about Hanukkah stuff, but they didn't have any. I'm going to do this for every holiday! This is great!<br/>Young male peon: What about Kwanzaa?<br/>Old lady peon: Oh, no, that's a man-made holiday.<br/><br/>Sacramento, California</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Feb 1, 2008