<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006069.html"> 9AM That's the Ulcer Perforating</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 29065 -->Coworker on phone with QC guy: Um... You just hit the printer icon... What? Well, just type it on a Word document. Uh, you type, then hit that aforementioned printer icon... Okay, hold up. Let's just start from square one, shall we? First, is your computer <i>on</i> this time? Okay, hit your start button, down there at the bottom of your screen. Uh, and don't really hit it -- just click, okay? Now click 'All programs'... M-hmmm... Now click 'Microsoft Office, and then 'Microsoft Word.' You get a pop-up on your computer about macros. Click the 'X.' [Sighs.] Well, give it a minute -- you'll have a pop-up. Very good. Yes, hit the 'X.' [After pause] Now you <i>type</i> -- you know -- typey-type-type-type? Then <i>print</i>. Right. No, if you don't save it, then it won't stay on your computer... What exactly are you typing and printing in there? ... You know what? Never mind. It's better if I just don't know. [Hangs up, then speaks to self.] And I can't ship anything without him checking the parts first... I have a good feeling in my belly now.<br/><br/>8220 England Street<br>Charlotte, North Carolina</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jan 29, 2008