<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/006063.html">12PM Well, What <i>Are</i> My Choices?</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 32049 -->Worker bee #1: Have you ever been constipated?<br/>Worker bee #2: Not severely.<br/>Worker bee #1: Oh, it's <i>horrible</i>! I hate it! I would rather have diarrhea!<br/>Worker bee #2: No, you wouldn't.<br/>Worker bee #1: Oh, yes, I would! At least then you know there's going to be an end to it... It wears out.<br/>Worker bee #2: Yeah, but with diarrhea you could have an accident.<br/>Worker bee #1: Well, I didn't say that it was a choice between being constipated and having an accident. You don't <i>always</i>have an accident.<br/><br/>110 5th Avenue<br>New York, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jaime</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jan 28, 2008