<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005834.html"> 5PM <i>Chicken on a Plane</i> Was a Disappointing Sequel</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 72760 -->Consultant on phone: No, Sandy*, you are not allowed to take your pet chicken on the domestic flights. <br/>Other line: [Muffled yelling.]<br/>Consultant: Sandy, I have already told you -- even if it is in a cage, we do not allow pets in the cabin. Only guide dogs or police dogs. You will have to send it as cargo. [Other line hangs up.] Good God! Who the fuck wants to take a chicken away for summer vacation with them?!<br/><br/>Auckland<br>New Zealand</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Dec 21, 2007