<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005809.html">10AM Possibly from Your Verbal Diarrhea</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 70575 -->CSR: Do you like my dress? The website called it a muumuu, but I call it a dress. I don't like dresses, but I wanted to wear one today. Did you know I don't like silk dresses? They make me feel naked, and I don't like feeling naked except when I'm naked -- like when I'm naked in the shower... I ordered this dress from a website I found at work, and I got it in a box a week later. I don't think it should have been in a box, because the box could have been damaged and then my dress would have been ruined, because boxes don't protect anything.<br/>Annoyed coworker: Um, you have a stain on your muumuu.<br/><br/>Coralville, Iowa</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Dec 19, 2007