<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005705.html">11AM Remember When I Accidentally Backed into You?</a></b><br/>
<p><!-- ID = 65620 -->Kid: I have to tell you something.<br/>Teacher: Okay...<br/>Kid: Sometimes when I fart, I get poop in my pants.<br/>Teacher: I don't need to know that.<br/><br/>Public school<br>Maryland</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Dec 3, 2007