<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005550.html"> 9AM Sheer Force of Will</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 41544 -->Geriatric waitress: Hi, how y'all doin'?<br/>College guy: Great. You?<br/>Geriatric waitress: Ehhh, I'm a little stoned. Gotta do something to put up with these drunk assholes and teenagers.<br/>College guy: Sweet.<br/>Geriatric waitress: You kids like Michael Jackson? Heard he was touring again.<br/>College girl: Oh, yeah! I heard about that. I'm pretty stoked.<br/>Geriatric waitress: Me, too! I loved his music. But geez, how can a gorgeous black man turn into an ugly and scary-lookin' white girl?<br/><br/>Pancake place, Cherry Hill Road<br>College Park, Maryland<br/><br/>Overheard by: High On Life</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Nov 8, 2007