<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005326.html">10AM How You Know You're Spending Too Much Time with Your Coworkers</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 69230 -->Young blonde secretary: My boyfriend's in jail. He's got another year to go.<br/>Avuncular man: Why do you need this loser? Is this the best you can do?<br/>Young blonde secretary: I don't know. I guess I should break up with him, but I don't know why I don't.<br/>Avuncular man: How can you not know? If you saw a child smearing chocolate all over the walls and you asked him, 'Why are you doing that?' and he said, 'I don't know,' what would you say to him?<br/>Young blonde secretary: I'd say, 'Stop it!' ... So I guess I should just stop it, huh?<br/>Avuncular man: And if he didn't stop, you'd slap the shit out of him, wouldn't you?<br/>Young blonde secretary: Yeah... But I don't know why I don't stop.<br/>Avuncular man: Well, don't take this the wrong way, but if you were my daughter, I'd slap some sense into you.<br/>Young blonde secretary: Yeah, my father has tried that.<br/>Avuncular man: Apparently he didn't slap you hard enough.<br/>Secretary's boss, walking into room: Are you talking about your boyfriend again?<br/><br/>Lawyer's office<br>Rockville Center, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Big Larry</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 4, 2007