<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005303.html"> 2PM Urge to Know Fading... Fading...</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 66408 -->Library patron: Can you help me? I don't remember how to turn the computers on.<br/>Employee: Well, this one's already on, see? [Wiggles mouse to activate screen.]<br/>Library patron: Oh... What about this one? I don't like that one.<br/>Employee: Well, this one's off, so I'll turn it on [presses power button].<br/>Library patron: Ah, so they each have a little trick. What about this one? [Proudly swishes mouse.]<br/>Employee, frustrated: No, see, if the green light is off, then you press the button.<br/>Library patron: Whatever you say...<br/><br/>130 Wall Street<br>New Haven, Connecticut</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 1, 2007