<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005252.html"> 5PM The Red Menace Never Sleeps</a></b><br/> <p><!-- ID = 41002 -->20-ish female associate: Yeah, and you should see her hair! She dyed it red.<br/>20-ish male associate: Really? How red? Like, Netflix-red?<br/>20-ish female associate: No! Worse than that. Like Tandoori chicken-red!<br/>Middle-aged male associate: Wait, wait, wait -- what on Earth are you two talking about? What ever happened to fire engine-red and candy apple-red? [Met with silent, blank stares, then waves his hand in disdain] Bah! You kids nowadays are all freaks!<br/><br/>Ann Arbor, Michigan</p><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 21, 2007