<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/004748.html"> 5PM Now, Does Jesus Say That Every Time We Have Communion?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 57563 -->Crazy ER patient: I believe in the Lord! I believe in the Lord! I believe in the Lord!<br/>Monotone nurse #1, taking vitals: Blood pressure, 150 over 80... Pulse, 110.<br/>Nurse #2: Yes, yes, but does he believe in the Lord?<br/>Monotone nurse #1: Haha. Hold him. [Jabs crazy patient with a needle.]<br/>Crazy ER patient: I believe in-- Aaauuugh! You bitch!<br/>Nurse #2: What about the Lord?<br/>Crazy ER patient: Auuugh! Stop taking my blood, you bitch!<br/><br/>Colorado<br/><br/>Overheard by: TK<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jul 5, 2007