<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/004515.html"> 9AM And I'm Going to Be Completely Rigid about This</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 57577 -->Old maid boss: Do you have a boner over there?<br/>Young male worker, confused: I'm sorry, what?<br/>Old maid boss: A boner. For folding paper [holds up knife]. Do you have one?<br/>Young male worker: How can you seriously be calling it that? I know you know what that means.<br/>Old maid boss: No, I know you need one if you don't have one. I'll get another one.<br/>Young male worker: I know you know what that means. I know you know what that means. I don't want anything to do with it.<br/><br/>6101 O'Connell Avenue<br>Colorado Springs, Colorado<br/><br/>Overheard by: TK<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, May 31, 2007