<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/004389.html"> 9AM Then I Have Some Bad News about Those Envelopes You Just Licked</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 55076 -->Paralegal to friendly lawyer: I'm sorry, I can't shake your hand.<br/>Lawyer: What's your problem? We just saved the firm hundreds of thousands of dollars.<br/>Paralegal: It has nothing to do with that... I'd help to bankrupt an orphanage if it came to it.<br/>Lawyer: Then why won't you shake my hand?<br/>Paralegal: Sir, I was in the bathroom when you took a shit after the meeting, and you didn't wash your hands. That's just disgusting.<br/><br/>725 12th Street NW<br>Washington, DC<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, May 11, 2007