<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/004154.html"> 5PM Why Women's Thoughts Should Remain Mysterious</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 41686 -->Cube dweller #1: So she was talking dirty to me last night and I was all asking her what she was thinking about.<br/>Cube dweller #2: Yeah? What was it, dude?<br/>Cube dweller #1: She was thinking about some role playing shit, so I told her to tell me details, you know? I wanted to know exactly what it was!<br/>Cube dweller #2: Yeah...<br/>Cube dweller #1: So she starts laughing and says, 'I was actually trying to decide what boots I wanted to wear.' I'm like, 'You're talking about boots when I have a fucking hard-on? You've got to be fucking kidding me!'<br/>Cube dweller #2: Did you do it anyway?<br/>Cube dweller #1: Naturally...<br/><br/>Scituate, Massachusetts<br/><br/>Overheard by: Glad my wife doesn't wear boots....<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Apr 4, 2007