<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/004084.html">11AM Lest the Keepers of the Books Wreak a Terrible Vengeance</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 49361 -->Homeless guy #1: Damn! I just got kicked out of the library! Damn!<br/>Homeless guy #2: What did you do, man?<br/>Homeless guy #1: I don't know. I don't know.<br/>Homeless guy #2: Aren't you drunk?<br/>Homeless guy #1: Well, yeah. Also, I might have been looking at dirty pictures on the computer.<br/>Homeless guy #2: Aw, that's not so bad.<br/>Homeless guy #1: And they said that I was being disrespectful to the librarians.<br/>Homeless guy #2, freaking out: No way, man! You can never, <i>never</i> disrespect the librarians! Always respect librarians! What were you thinking? Are you an idiot?<br/><br/>Outside Boulder Public Library<br>Boulder, Colorado<br/><br/>Overheard by: Librarian on break<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Mar 26, 2007