<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003852.html"> 1PM Maybe I Should Stop Eating All of the Stale Doughnuts</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 46561 -->Waitress: I think I'm gaining weight.<br/>Waiter: What makes you say that?<br/>Waitress: I've put on 18 pounds since I started working here. <br/>Waiter: Maybe you're pregnant.<br/>Waitress: It can't be. You cannot get pregnant by the finger!<br/><br/>210 North 77 Sunshine Strip<br>Harlingen, Texas<br/><br/>Overheard by: Omar<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Feb 16, 2007