<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003671.html">12PM Signs Your Cabin Pressure May Be a Bit Unbalanced</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 42984 -->Flight attendant: ... We don't expect a change in cabin pressure, but if it does occur, a designer oxygen mask will be released in front of you. Secure the mask on yourself first, then, if you are traveling with children, put a mask on the child with the most potential, then put a mask on the other one...<br/>Mother passenger: [Gasps, horrified.]<br/>Flight attendant: ... This is a non-smoking flight, but if you do decide to smoke, we will have you reseated on the wing of the plane where you can watch our feature presentation of <i>Bye Bye Birdie</i> or <i>Gone with the Wind</i>...<br/><br/>Southwest Airlines flight from Kansas City, Missouri, to Tampa, Florida<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jessica<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Jan 19, 2007