<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003387.html">10AM Eh, Whatever, He'll Be Dead before He Can Complain</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 33759 -->Nurse: The patient in Room 39* requested a visit from a Mormon priest.<br/>Chaplain: Really? I'll have to call one, give me a moment. [Opens notebook] Ah, here we go. [Dials phone, waits] Hi, this is Chaplain Smith* at the hospital. I'm calling about a patient who would like a visit from a Mormon clergy-person. I haven't visited with the patient, so I don't know if he is a member of your congregation, but he did specifically request a visit from a Mormon. Feel free to call me back at 555-3418* when you get this message. Thanks. [Hangs up] Well, I left a message on their voicemail. I wonder if the Jehovah's Witnesses check their messages often.<br/>Nurse: Jehovah's Witnesses...?<br/>Chaplain: Oh, shit! I called the wrong church!<br/><br/>10 Medical Center Boulevard<br>Winston-Salem, North Carolina<br/><br/>Overheard by: another witness<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Dec 7, 2006