<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003336.html"> 1PM For a Telemarketer Who Has an IQ above 70, Press '2'</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 32796 -->Homeowner answering telephone: Hola.<br/>Telemarketer, in broken English: I am calling to tell you about a new calling plan...<br/>Homeowner: No habla Ingles.<br/>Telemarketer: Do you speak English?<br/>Homeowner: No habla Ingles.<br/>Telemarketer, speaking very slowly: Then I will speak English very slowly to you.<br/>Homeowner: No habla Ingles, adios.<br/><br/>921 South Irby Street<br>Florence, South Carolina<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dun Ben Ther<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Nov 29, 2006