<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003212.html"> 3PM He's Anterean-Curious</a></b><br/> Male coworker: But Anne Heche is oddly hot, and she'd be okay with another woman in the bedroom. Plus, she's insane, which makes her fun.<br/>Female coworker: Well, guess if you're fantasizing about someone bi and crazy she could be interesting...<br/>Male coworker: See? See? I think she might actually be an alien. That'd be even better! Aliens are sexy.<br/>Female coworker: No, no, now you're just getting weird and nerdy. Aliens are not sexy.<br/>Male coworker: I always imagined the female alien from <i>Cocoon</i> to be really sexy. She had a great body when the skin was on her, but there was something scary and yet awesome about the glowing part. I'd want her to keep her human skin on, but I imagine sex with her to be like nothing else you've ever imagined. And I imagine her kisses to taste like candy and electricity, like pop rocks or something.<br/>Female coworker: Okay, now you've let me know too much information, <i>and</i> you're still getting all nerdy. <br/>Male coworker: Okay, you're right. This is starting to sound weird.<br/><br/>Elmsford, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Nov 9, 2006