<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/003089.html"> 9AM First They Came for the Trans-Fats and I Didn't Speak up</a></b><br/> Writer: 'Portly' sounds cute. Sounds like a nice, bald, fat man in a three-piece suit.<br/>Designer: 'Portly' sounds like someone with grease stains on their shirt from dropping a piece of chicken.<br/>Writer: That's not 'portly!' That's obese!<br/>Designer: What's the difference? <br/>Writer: Obese is like those Subway ads before Jared lost his weight. When he was all wild-eyed and savage. Clothes all stretched out, nothing laundered, brimming with Big Macs and Crisco sandwhiches.<br/>Designer: They should outlaw Crisco. Just straight out make it a crime.<br/>Writer: Yeah.<br/><br/>16340 North Scottsdale Road<br> Scottsdale, Arizona<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 23, 2006