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Manager #1: My kids SUCK at arts and crafts.<br/>Manager #2: No glitter? No glue? No macaroni or popsicle sticks?<br/>Manager #1: Holy shit, no. They are the epitome of suck.<br/><br/>West Irving Park Road<br/>Roselle, Illinois<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 13, 2006