<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002986.html"> 2PM If a New Jersey Resident Falls in His Kitchen, And No One Is Around to See It, Is It Still Funny?</a></b><br/>
Employee #1: Well, you should move to New Jersey. There are great apartments in my complex.<br/>Employee #2: I don't know that I want to move out there.<br/>Employee #1: The apartments are great, lots of closet space, granite countertops in the kitchen.<br/>Employee #2: I don't want granite counters. If I fall and hit my head on them, it would hurt.<br/><br/>1 Liberty Plaza<br>New York, New York<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Oct 5, 2006