<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002953.html"> 5PM The Human-Powered Watercraft Speed Record Is a Seductive Mistress</a></b><br/> Girl #1: It's like that kid that was kidnapped for all those years, and then they found him and he was back with his family... but then he died a few years later in a boatorcycle accident.<br/>Girl #2: A <i>boatorcycle</i> accident?<br/>Girl #1: I meant <i>motorcycle.</i><br/>Girl #2: Yeah, I was gonna say... if he was boatorcycling it would have been his own fault. I mean, he shouldn't have been boatorcycling.<br/>Girl #1: I know!<br/><br/>4310 Sherwoodtowne Boulevard<br>Mississauga, Ontario, Canada<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 29, 2006