<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002938.html">11AM And It Took <em>Him</em> Three Days to Get Over It</a></b><br/>
First-grade teacher: CHARLES! Give me those! Those are NAILS! Nails are unsafe and do not belong in your hands. <br/>Student: Pshhh, unless you're JESUS!<br/><br/>New York, New York<br/><br/>Overheard by: i want to adopt this kid<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 28, 2006