<b><a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002926.html"> 5PM I Clung to the Ceiling Until the Board of Regents Granted Me Tenure</a></b><br/>
Japanese professor: The peroxides are very volatile. If you drop them, we have to be out of the building before they hit the floor.<br/>Grad student: I won't drop them.<br/>Japanese professor: And only Japanese ninja can move that fast.<br/>Grad student: OK.<br/>Japanese professor: I am well trained in the art of the ninja.<br/><br/>10900 Euclid Avenue<br>Cleveland, Ohio<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/">Overheard in the Office</a>, Sep 26, 2006